FOR MACOS

FOCUS, OR GET ROASTED

You set a timer to focus. You drift to Reddit anyway. This time, your timer notices — and tells you exactly what it thinks. Taunting Timer combines a beautiful countdown with app monitoring and hilariously sassy voice interruptions.

"The timer didn't lie. You did."

⏱️ GET TAUNTING TIMER — $9.99

HOW IT WORKS

  • Pick a timer — or chain a few into a stream with rest breaks
  • Tap the open windows you're allowed to be in on the focus carousel
  • Hit start and get to work
  • Drift off task and get heckled back to work
> Off task 12s: "Oh look, YouTube again. Groundbreaking."
> ON TASK STREAK: 18 MIN 🔥

PICK YOUR HECKLER

30 PHRASES × 6 VOICES, PER MODE

😏

Taunt Mode

Sassy, funny mockery. The friend who calls out your slacking with a straight face.

FREE TIER INCLUDED
> "Checking Instagram on focus time? Bold strategy."
🙌

Encourage Mode

Warm, no-judgment accountability. Motivation with a soft touch, not shame.

UNLOCKS WITH PURCHASE
> "You've got this — keep going!"
📣

Drill Sergeant Mode

Loud, commanding, zero excuses. For when you need to be yelled back on task.

UNLOCKS WITH PURCHASE
> "EYES ON THE PRIZE, RECRUIT!"
PRIVACY

100% LOCAL. ZERO SPYING.

No cloud, no accounts, no tracking. Every voice line is pre-rendered and bundled in the app — nothing calls home, nothing gets logged, nothing gets sold. Taunting Timer knows what apps you're monitoring because you told it to, and that list stays on your machine.

  • No account required, ever
  • No TTS API calls at runtime — voices are bundled locally
  • Session history and leaderboard never leave your device
$9.99 · ONE-TIME

ONE PURCHASE. NO SUBSCRIPTIONS.

$9.99 unlocks all 3 modes, unlimited timer length, unlimited saved timers and streams, full history with the top-10 leaderboard, and off-task app monitoring. macOS is available first, with Windows, Android, and iOS coming.

  • All 3 modes: Taunt, Encourage, Drill Sergeant
  • Unlimited timers and streams with rest intervals
  • Full session history + top-10 leaderboard
  • Off-task app monitoring with adjustable grace period
🛒 PURCHASE — $9.99